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Friday, January 28, 2011

ANTARCTICA?!?!

This is a rough rendition of a conversation I had with my husband last night:

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Derek: [blah, blah, blah] Sam said... [blah, blah]... So do you want to move to Antarctica?? [insanely happy grin on his face]

Me [thinking: What the F#@$%?!?] : NO.

Derek [in an excited boyish voice]: But it would be so cool - we would be total badasses!

Me: NO.

Derek: But they pay you at least $12.00 an hour and give you room and board.

Me: NOOOO.

Derek: And there's ice climbing...

Me [thinking of MLK weekend]: GOD NO.

Derek: But it would be so cool!! It's only a few months - summer months for Antarctica

Me: No.

Derek: Just from October to February and then we could live in New Zealand for a while.

Me:....

Derek: They give you a plane ticket back for whenever you want.

Me: .... What about health insurance?

Derek: I don't know....

Me: Could I work in my field [librarianship]?

Derek: I don't know....

Me: Will there be sunshine or will this be the land of eternal icy darkness?

Derek: I don't know....

Me: Can I have plants?

Derek [still grinning like a mad hatter]: I don't know....

Me [ sigh of the damned] :... find me details on things like health insurance and we can think about this.

Derek: OKAY!!! [bouncing around with uncontrolled happiness]

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This morning, I had an email with the details.

God help me.
THIS could be our next home:


Photograph by: Peter Rejcek
National Science Foundation
Date Taken: January 6, 2010
So tell, what would YOU say if your significant other asked you to move to Antarctica?

5 comments:

  1. HA! I spent a month there, and it was really beautiful, no plants, and no dark! AND there are PENGUINS!!!! GO! And then keep your blog up and let me live through you!

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  2. No joke?! How did you get to go? What was it like? :)

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  3. Well, at the very least, it would be an adventure...we've toyed with the idea of moving to Alaska for the summer months. I would talk to someone about the living arrangements...constant-never-failing heat & electricity & water(especially hot water) would be my three must-haves. Definitely health insurance...definitely need something librarian-ish for you to do. This part is none of my beeswax, but $12/hour for someone with Derek's credentials seems a pretty low to me. The good part is that it's not a year-round position...and what other time in your life would you even REMOTELY consider doing something as crazy as moving to antarctica?!? It could be awesome...

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  4. Oh shoot! Retract that last comment! You wouldn't even be able to go with him unless you got a job with this organization too?!? Yikes...You'd have to be without D for 4-6 months out of the year...how do you feel about that?

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  5. Yeah - we'd both have to get jobs to be able to move there together. I would veto if just one of us was going. After him being gone for 3 months last summer, my new motto is 'why get married if you're not going to live together' - that said, I can totally handle the frequent weekend, weeklong, and occasional month long trips for his work.

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